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main facts: star trek, supernatural, walking dead, xmfc, the eagle, battlestar galactica, psych, my mad fat diary.
secondary facts: not one single fuckin breath of teen wolf or glee
tertiary facts: i like sherlock but don't talk about it, and i watched doctor who until the 11th doctor so you'll see 9 and 10 stuff mostly. i sometimes reblog avengers. i like buffy, so if that's on my dash i'll reblog it. i haven't seen the hobbit but i'm an LOTR fan, so you'll get that.
quarternary facts: u gon get a shit ton of social justice and random shit.
i just want you to know what you're in for.
Ang Lee must be kicking himself for not thinking of making Life of Pi an all-white affair with Freddie Highmore as its lead. Damn, and if only Slumdog Millionaire had been made with Josh Hutcherson in place of Dev Patel and Stanley Tucci in place of Anil Kapoor. Why stop there? Because Abrams obviously also wanted to s**t on one of the greatest roles ever played by a Latino actor. So why don’t we remake West Side Story with an all-white cast? And I can’t wait to see Chris Hemsworth play Zorro!
Nichelle Nichols’ Uhura was defined by her competence at her job, by the fact that she was the communications officer of the Federation’s flagship. Zoe Saldana’s Uhura is defined by her relationship to Spock. A franchise that even in the chauvinistic ’60s used to shatter the Bechdel test all the time in its depiction of Uhura now fails to meet it in this film made four decades later. How is this progress?
STAR TREK SPOLERZ
Some gems from this nerd rage about Star Trek: Into Darkness.
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THIS AINT A SCENE
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DAMN
ARMS
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This ain’t a scene it’s a GAH DAH ARH RAYH
(via me-again5)
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
(via stillabozo)
talking to someone
talking to someone and they mention a thing you like that you didn’t know they liked or knew about
(via shayzgirletc)
If a black actor is cast as The Human Torch, what’s next? Some guy not made out of rocks playing The Thing?
The 5 Most Insulting Defenses of Nerd Racism
News has broken that Michael B. Jordan (Chronicle) is being considered to play Johnny Storm (The Human Torch) in the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot. Naturally, comic book fans across the Internet are furious, because they’ve had it with all the reboots and just want to preserve the magic of the 2005 original — oh, wait, no. They’re angry because Michael B. Jordan is black. And in the comics, Johnny Storm is white.
(Source: cracked.com)
my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years
(via ichikun)
WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo
also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%
stop having arms
when people ask you to smile, blowjob them
my tummy itches make that stop
i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow
(Source: katnisseverclear, via gavscreeperfamily)
