June 2012
thatsoratchet:
i forgot that we are suppose to die this year im so excited
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nonsexualandsilly:
I think I would be happier if I fell asleep listening to Chuck’s narration from Swan Song every night.
is happy really the word you’re looking for
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something is throwing shit about in my garage...
rapunzelcomplex:
motherfuckingsassmaster:
there is literally one door between me and the rustling and it’s just a doorknob lock, no deadbolt.
i legitimately hope it’s a fucking raccoon.
please jesus.
i’m serious.
i can’t fucking deal with this.
yes good
except maybe a weapon as well because i am pretty fucking scared of seeing the doorknob move
commanderinqueef:
help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
person: whats a bohemian rhapsody
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: mama
me: I just killed a man
something is throwing shit about in my garage...
there is literally one door between me and the rustling and it’s just a doorknob lock, no deadbolt.
i legitimately hope it’s a fucking raccoon.
please jesus.
i’m serious.
i can’t fucking deal with this.
annaomgz:
chekhov:
the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off
Let’s hope the writers
don’t bite off more than they can chew
thought i had: i actually have money in the bank
what i meant to think: i actually have messages in my inbox
jesus christ i’m really sleepy
mister-comedy:
I just made an anonymous e-mail address and sent this to my music teacher without any description whatsoever
lemunplej:
In brightest day
In blackest night
No haters shall invade my sight
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