It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Reblogged that twice. Ain’t even mad.
i will be very cross with you if you continue such behavior without me
JESUS I’M SORRY