"If I’m in Avengers 2, everyone will know it ‘cause I’m gonna run through Times Square butt ass naked with Avengers 2 tattooed across my chest."
#oh except my child's birth whatever
WHAT TELL ME ABOUT THIS NEW JOB??? also you are hella awesome and i commend you for getting dat boy’s number GOSH YOUA RE SUCH A FINE LADY I LOVE YOU
it’s at the kmart right next to my house, it’s more money, its right next to the gym, and i don’t have to wear a fucking hat!! i’m so excited ;u;u;;u;u;u;
god this is just
the best two days of my life
you are so cute i can’t handle it
i can’t handle anything right now either tbh
- got a new job
- actually had the courage to talk to wahab
- acTUALLY GOT HIS NUMBER?
- and i’m going to a fucking Young the Giant concert next week